They called me to fix their blog. I am in the reception area, however, waiting–because they need to check whether an alien may touch their PCs.
As I read the WSJ article on the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, an emergency arises. Email problem. On one PC. Then another. And another. Four out of how many? Hmm, not a pervasive problem. External server? Local problem?
Somehow, the alien issue disappears. I get to see lots of emails, good stuff, no NDA required.